ONLY IN NIGERIA 😂

WE DEY REP WELLA🤣🤣🤣



 1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.


2. Welcome to  Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.


3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.


4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.


5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.


6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.


7. Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.


8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!


9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.


10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.


11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.


11. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Mallam'.


12. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.


If you didn't wear smiles on you face till the end then your situation is really critical, may the Almighty come to your aid.🙏🏼 


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