READ AND LAUGH OUT YOUR SORRY ๐๐คฃ
1. U flฤshed me, I callฤd back and asked
*Who are you*..
๐คU said I should gลซess... With my own cฤrd??? ๐
Is like you are mฤd in complexion ๐๐
2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knรธck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys ๐♂️๐
3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feeling sleepy in the church๐.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray"..
Your own na to dey slฤep until church dismissed ๐♂️๐
4. A lady told me that Dating is a *WEST* of time.
Then, I told her
It' is *NORTH* true ๐คช๐
5. Dear fat ladies, ✍
Don't be scฤred to get on top of him,๐
If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man ๐๐
6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,.
He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current?? ๐♂️๐
7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to steal,.. ๐
They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hard ๐♂️๐
8. Dear drivers,✍
When you get to bump, please slow down..
Some ladies are tired of returning their breรฃst in the bra ๐๐
9. ๐I always act matured in the church,
But deep inside my heart, I also need need those biscuits they gave to children ๐๐
10. ๐คSo one day,
My wife will be pregnant๐คฐ,
And people will know that I had s£×๐..
Oooh noo.. ๐คฆ♂️๐ ♂️
11. Young boys are getting br0ke because
They are playing the role of a husband too early.. ๐♂️๐
12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME"..
You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue ๐๐
13. The way ladies love money nowadays eehn๐๐
Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JUDITH?? ๐♂️๐๐l
14. The pain of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft.. ๐
People will take you for granted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up๐คฆ♂️
15) 1 to 14 never do una?? ๐..
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