READ AND LAUGH OUT YOUR SORRY 😐🤣

 



1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked

 *Who are you*.. 

🤔U said I should gūess... With my own cārd??? 🙄

Is like you are mād in complexion 😒😂


2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knøck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys 🙆‍♂️😂


3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feeling sleepy in the church💒.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray".. 

Your own na to dey slēep until church dismissed 🙆‍♂️😂


4. A lady told me that Dating is a *WEST* of time.

Then, I told her

It' is *NORTH* true 🤪😂


5. Dear fat ladies, ✍

Don't be scāred to get on top of him,🙈 

If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man 😂😂


6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,. 

He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current?? 🙆‍♂️😂


7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to steal,.. 🙈

They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hard 🙆‍♂️😂


8. Dear drivers,✍

When you get to bump, please slow down.. 

Some ladies are tired of returning their breãst in the bra 🙈😂


9. 🙈I always act matured in the church, 

But deep inside my heart, I also need need those biscuits they gave to children 😋😂


10. 🤔So one day, 

My wife will be pregnant🤰, 

And people will know that I had s£×😒.. 

Oooh noo.. 🤦‍♂️🙅‍♂️


11. Young boys are getting br0ke because

They are playing the role of a husband too early.. 🙆‍♂️😂


12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME".. 

You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue 🙈😂


13. The way ladies love money nowadays eehn🙈😂

Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JUDITH?? 🙆‍♂️😂😂l


14. The pain of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft.. 😒

People will take you for granted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up🤦‍♂️


15) 1 to 14 never do una?? 🙄..


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